My Fairy Godmother (she was born just north of The Digi Shack), has not been cooperating lately, everything I wish for turns out backwards because the wand that she waves to cast a spell is broken. When I went to the "Fairy Godmother Tools of the Trade" website, I discovered they are no longer making parts for her wand so she must purchase a new one. My Fairy Godmother is very angry because her wand was guaranteed for 200 years and she's only been using it for 199. The company will not honor their guarantee because my Fairy Godmother clobbered the prince on his head with her wand to get him to dance with Cinderella. Cinderella will not chip in for a new one because she did not live happily ever after and divorced the prince then married a pauper and is back to scrubbing floors and carrying cinders. Now, I'm to left suffer.