Mousier FatBoyArdee

Mousier FatBoyArdee is a distant, distant cousin of Julia Child and Fanny Craddock and a recent participant on Hell's Kitchen. Mousier FatBoyArdee received his chef's hat from none other then the creative imagination of Marlene (I'm a huge fan) for The Digi Shack. Unfortunately, Mousier FatBoyArdee cannot cook but has taken an interest in redesigning toques, the honored hat worn by chefs since the 16th century. Traditionally, toques which come in varying heights sometimes indicating their position in the kitchen, are said to have 100 folds symbolizing the different ways an egg can be cooked. Recently Mousier FatBoyArdee threw the milliner and cooking world into turmoil when his recipe, based on making an egg shaped as a goose, changed the number of different ways to make an egg to 101.  Some experts contend that inasmuch as he uses pickles for drumsticks, the recipe should be stricken.