The answer to two momentous questions has continued to elude mankind since the beginning of time: which came first the chicken or the egg and why did the chicken cross the road? Owing to this debate, chickens worldwide have become neurotic as is evident in this befuddled "skinny chicken" image from The Digi Shack. Because of the harm it is causing, I submit to you that we stop the debate and allow chickens to return to the simple life of relaxing on their nest while the rooster struts his stuff. If an attempt is made to wrangle you into such a conflict, simply reply: "It is of no consequence to me why the chicken crossed the road or if the chicken or egg came first. A far more significant issue needs resolved, is it appropriate to wear white shoes after Labor Day?"