Thursday, January 20, 2011

Although I'm a grandma

Although I am a grandma, I promise you, I do not have a bun on the top of my head with gray hair spilling out (hello, are you kidding me, my oldest daughter is a hair stylist and she would disown me if I didn't get the full cut and color treatment).  Not only can I look down and see my toes, I can also bend over, without effort, and touch my toes and the middle part of my body does not get in the way. I haven't worn a skirt or a dress since the last time I attended a funeral and furthermore, I do not cook. So unless it comes from a can or a box, I will not be serving chicken soup to you if you are sick. I will however, hand you a tissue and tell you to cover you mouth.

17 comments:

  1. Who knows Tammy maybe one day your daughter will style your hair in a grey bun?
    Tight on about the dresses and skirts. I own none!
    Life for women has changed so much!
    You would wonder about the soup wouldn't you?

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  2. Fab card - love the little tissue box. x

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  3. I think you look too young in your picture to be a grandma! I love this card and the semi-monochromatic look is fab!

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  4. Can't imagine you ever looking this scary Tammy.....I absolutely love the main colour of this card and the little tissue box is a cute touch.

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  5. The card is so funny... But you are high-larious!!!! I can relate...

    Back to the card... So cute!!!
    The image is hilarious.

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  6. This card would make someone feel better right away!

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  7. Another fabulous image Tammy, great card.

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  8. What a funny card! Love it!

    Oh...I am looking for a new stylist. Too bad your daughter doesn't live near me! It's so hard trying to decide what to do with this mop.

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  9. Cute card Tammy! I love the fun sentiment and the "tissue" popping up!

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  10. What a adorable get well card, Tammy, with the soup and pop-up tissue!! Sensational work!!

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  11. Im a grandmother too and feel like Im starting to look like ur image, lol, LOVE the tissue box

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  12. This little lady really is a little on the chunky side...surely not from eating too much soup though! Love your card Tammy...Like that little box of tissues too. So cute.
    Lynn

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  13. And I, on the other hand, resemble this image! Cute card!

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  14. OMG - I literally laughed out load when this card came up on my computer screen - then laughed harder and your story. Great card!

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  15. The card is funny Tammy and I am sure glad that grandmas today don't have to wear buns piled on top or dresses to cook it. We are much too young.

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  16. My Grandma had a bun for a while. I loved it! :) Cute card Tammy, you don't look old enough to be a Grandma. ~jeni :)

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  17. Girl you totally slay me! LOL I DO know who this image looks like LOL and I don't think she would be so kind as to make a bowl of soup if you are sick. This card totally cracks me up but your commentary has me bending over looking for my toes and laughing my bun off!!

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