Sunday, November 18, 2012

Howdy Pilgrim


Just to clarify, a Pilgrim wears a hat and has a fetish for buckles, a turkey does not! Turkeys are covered with feathers, many, many feathers! In fact, there is one side of the turkey that has more feathers, the outside — well duh! But to enjoy the tasty morsels of a baked turkey one must capture the bird and they can be fierce as is Dr. Digi's House of Stamps' pistol toting turkey, Howdy Pilgrim! So my advice is to set a trap in your oven by placing a pan filled with butter and other tasty foods such as breadcrumbs, cranberries, and chopped celery in the waiting oven. Next, since turkeys love salt and pepper, generously sprinkle both creating a path leading into the oven. You must be quick, as soon as the turkey jumps in the pan, slam the door shut and do not open for at least four to six hours depending on the size of your bird. When you are confident that the turkey is done, open the door and you will find a perfectly baked turkey already stuffed if you set your trap properly. The only task remaining is to remove the feathers, I suggest using your vacuum cleaner!

15 comments:

  1. Your so funny Tammy and so is your card!!
    XXXX Heidy

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  2. Lol, just what I needed this morning! Thanks for the giggle xxx

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  3. A gorgeous card...gorgeous image and fab colours.xxx

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  4. Brilliant fun card Tammy, lol I love the image the papers and the bunting.
    Kevin xx

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  5. Fabulous card! Love your design, your shading, and your story!!

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  6. Oh Tammy, such a fab card...and you are too funny! Soon you'll be having your own cookbook....
    Joyce xx

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  7. LOL!!! I think this one just MADE my Thanksgiving!!! Adorable!
    Lynn

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  8. You have done it again hunnie you always cheer me up when I see your cards, Tammy the cheere upper I call y ou, this is brilliant shug love it big huggies June xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  9. Oh my goodness - this is just fab!

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  10. LOL!! HEllO my friend!! This card is just too stinkin' cute!! Fabulous coloring!! HUGS :)

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  11. Thanks for the recipe. Sound delish. I certainly will try it. Do you know if the feathers will clog up my vacuum cleaner?

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  12. Now I know why we Aussies don't do Thanksgiving......we are too lazy to firstly set a trap and secondly to get the vacuum to remove the feathers from the turkey......lol. Too funny Tammy and a such a fabulous card! xx

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  13. ha ha ha ha! OMGoodness you are just too funny and your writing, along with your masterpieces, is awesome! Glad I popped by for a giggle today! Love, love, love your editorial. I must follow this recipe if I ever make a turkey again!

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  14. Hilarious! Love the banner paper.. perfect. The image is cute but more importantly, it is colored to perfection. That turkey is awesome.
    And i love those straw/leaves embellishments.
    This is a treasure!

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