Saturday, March 3, 2012
So, it's a beautiful day and you decide to go for a walk in the woods. You are walking, walking, walking and wait, what is that you see? It's not moving, so you freeze in place because after all, it could be a bear. While you are standing there trying to keep your heart from beating out of your chest (after all a bear might eat you), you realize, with much relief, that it's not a bear. So you step closer, closer, thinking curiosity killed a cat but you can't help being nosey, and then you see a totally naked leprechaun sitting in a pot of gold and she turns her head and says to you, "Well what would you do with a pot of gold?" I personally, would first grab her underwear and as much gold as I could stuff in my empty backpack (I already drank the six pack) and then run as fast as I could home! Now I know you're wondering why I would swipe her underwear, the answer is simple, no respectable leprechaun would run through the woods naked, people would think she's nuts!