Attention all space cadets! This is Captain Gneng speaking direct from the headquarters of Dr. Digi's House of Stamps. This is to advise you that it won't be long before we will see a big jolly man dressed in red traveling across our galaxy at a high rate of speed. He will be in a sled filled with toys for good boys and girls lead by eight reindeer that will be lively and quick! Therefore, it is ordered and decreed that you will hold your fire and give any and all assistance necessary to aide the traveler in reaching his destinations! Remember, I got my eyes on you! Over and out!