Bugaboo Stamps

I love a sale so when Bugaboo Stamps was having one, I jumped on the chance to score more of their laughable images that call out our human frailties allowing me to exercise my imagination and inject personality to bring about a giggle. Being the good shopper that I am, I loaded up on their images that included sentiments (so it was a double bargain) and today I am sharing three.

For purposes of identification, I am not the person sitting in the chair but we share many similarities. Gramps is very laid-back since retiring as a nuclear physicist (not sure what that means, I'm just happy I could find the correct spelling in the dictionary). The only formula he concerns himself with these days is scouring the television listings, keeping  track of the remote and drinking beer.  Some days gramps shaves and other days he doesn't. Gramps loves to tell whoopers stories and if he asks you to sit on his lap, RUN!

Now this gal has my heart, my attitude and my beer. As far as I'm concerned there are three muscles that require exercise, the ones attached to my elbows and the muscles that open my mouth. We also share similar warm-up suits inasmuch as the pants have been washed too many time and are now faded compared to the jacket. However, since I wear duct tape instead of a bra, its easy to determine which is the hood. What makes us different, she loves to be invited to sit on gramp's lap and my ears are pierced.

















Last but not least, is this a true statement or what?  Must I really be good 365 days a year (leap years 366 days) or can I have a little slack and be good 364.5 days a year (leap years 365.5)? And if by chance I was good for 364 days last year, can I carry the credit to this year?