I told you on Monday about the hydrangea hitting me on the head and jumping in my cart, remember? Well get this. I planted the darn thing and hidden low on a branch was a pink tag that states the name, species and genius of the plant and a warning that said, "Asexual reproduction is prohibited by law". First of all, I know what reproduction is, it is the opposite of division, multiplication. I didn't realize a plant could add or subtract let alone multiple and divide and then the bells went off, oh, they mean "that"! How do I prevent such a blessed event?
I am a law-abiding citizen in fact, to prevent any infraction of the law I keep every cushion in my home turned in such a way so the "do not remove" tag is showing in case the mattress patrol knocks on the door to see if I've removed any labels. Must I stand guard over this plant? And what about nighttime when I am sleeping? What a dilemma!
Today's card is a flower that I can reproduce to my heart's content.